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You Know You Are Canadian When
  • You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
  • The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.
  • The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
  • You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.
  • You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.
  • You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
  • You know what a toque is.
  • You've plugged a car in overnight.
  • You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

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