|Only in Canada
Only in Canada ..can a pizza get to your house faster than an
Only in Canada ...are there handicap parking places in front of a
Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in Canada ..do people order double cheese burgers, a large
french fries, and a diet coke!
Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters!
Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth tens of thousands of dollars
in the driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the garage!
Only in Canada ...do we use caller I.D. to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place!
Only in Canada...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight!
Only in Canada...do we use the word "Politics" to describe the
process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
Only in Canada do we have drive-up banking machines with Braille