Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars from around the world had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence for Jesus' nationality...

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel music
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do