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Wishes Do Come True

A guy walks into a bar, followed by 10 beautiful blondes, who are very affectionate to him. He orders a round of drinks for everyone in the place, pays for it, and tells the bartender to keep the change.

All of a sudden, a little man, one foot tall, jumps out of the guy's shirt pocket, and runs around the bar, kicking over drinks, peeing in the pretzel bowls, and calling the other customers names.

The bartender looks at the man, and asks him, "What's going on?"

The guy replies, "Well, I found a lamp on the street but it was dirty so I tried to clean it by rubbing it. A genie came out and granted me 3 wishes. So I asked for 10 beautiful blondes, a million dollars in cash, and a 12-inch prick."


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