|Signs That You Are A Drunk
- You fall asleep taking a dump.
- You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
- Beer ads make sense.
- You wake up in the gutter, spit our several broken teeth, haul yourself to your feet, rush yourself off, and think, "Shit, this is no way for a Bishop to behave..."
- You explain to your bank manager that you spent your overdraft mainly on beer and women; the rest you just wasted.
- When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
- You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.