Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in
high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity
to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both
to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on
the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be
home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the
letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his
messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date
around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls,
letters, and emails trying to win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is
this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was broken but, even more so, he was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of
the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at
college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!"
and mailed the picture to her parents.
(PAYBACK'S A BITCH AIN'T IT!!??)