Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the salesman was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to bartender and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress..."

"Stop -- I don't permit talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about the Pope..."

"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.

"Look, how about sex. Can I talk sex?"

"Sure."

"Then screw you!"