A man comes to a bar and yells: "QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"

A bartender goes: "What started?! What are you talking about?!"

"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!"

He drinks the beer and screams again: "One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"

"What started?!"

"Nevermind!!! Give me my beer!!!"

He drinks the second glass and continues: "Third glass!!! Faster!!! Before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"

Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"

And the man goes: "Damn! It's started..."