After playing a round of golf, these three guys are having a few drinks at the country club when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar... After a while the new guy approaches the three guys, points at the one in the middle and shouts, "I've fucked your mother"... The three guys look at each other and decide to ignore this idiot, so he goes back to the bar and resumes drinking... Five minutes later he comes back, "Your mother sucked my cock"... Again they decide to ignore this drunk prick and he wobbles back to the bar again... Another five minutes later he returns again and yells, "I've had your mother up the ass"... This time the guy in the middle is fed up, so he jumps up and shouts at the drunk, "I've fucken had enough of this shit, now go home Dad"